February 2012
6 posts
Dear People....
Please…. I need sleep. At reasonable hours. Actual, physical sleep. Not just the sleep where I crawl off in my head and catch a few hours while any number of you wander around with the body.
I’m glad you’re logging extra time on WoW. I’m glad you finally are getting to those books on the shelf that you’ve been trying to get to for months now. I’m glad...
A Day in the Life of a Tank...
Cast of Characters:
Andulver- tank, human death knight
Sisterbeast- healer, draenei shaman
Reckoned- dps, night elf priest
Bloodknight- dps, night elf death knight
Illsadanor- dps, human death knight
Location: Well of Eternity
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Characters enter stage right, and encounter a few skirmish mobs.
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Dear Brain,
So, you work 24/7 365 days of the year huh? … Liar!
Sincerely, finals week.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a penis?
I’m tired.
I’m tired of constantly fighting.
I’m tired of constantly fighting so many different battles that I’ve lost track of what the war was in the first place. I’m sick of not knowing what’s going on, or being so buried underneath myself that I can’t breathe. I’m so lonely I want to scream, but it alwas ends up silent. There’s no one to...
Because I feel the world deserves an explanation...
Me: Ok, need to study Japanese.
Jordan: I need to talk to King.
Me: Umm.. ok... I'm sure I can call John and arrange that. What do you need to talk about?
Jordan: I don't know. but it's important. I need a walk.
Me: Well... being as John is several thousand miles away, that could be a bit difficult.
Jordan: Yeah.. I know. Oh well. Maybe someday.
Kelley: Has anyone seen my hat?
Rheagar: [snicker]
Kelley: You bastard! Stop stealing my hats!!
Rheagar: [shrug]
Me: And you are not allowed to name yourself Rheagar!
Jean: Why haven't you cleaned the house yet?
Me: Because I've been busy?
Arial: Can I have a pony?
Me: No! We cannot have a pony! I need to study!
Kato: When are we going back to London?
Jordan: London? Oooooh... Tea.... Yes. London. Good plan.
Me: No! No London! We can't go to London right now!
Jordan: [sulk]
Warren: I need coffee. Where's the espresso?
Me: We don't have an espresso machine.
Warren: Can we get one?
Me: No.
Warren: Damn.
Me: Ok people, class is starting. Shut up and let me pay attention.
Justin: Oh, did I tell you this plot idea I had for a story?
Me: I don't care right now, hush.
Professor: Please discuss what we just covered with the person next to you.
Person next to me: Did you get all that?
Varick: Can I play Castlevania when we get home?
Me: Huh? Dunno, wait a minute. I'm sorry, what did you say?
Person next to me: What we covered. Just now. Did it make sense?
Me: Oh. Uhh. Yeah. Got it.
Person next to me: [raises brow] oooook then.
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Jon: I need to organize my playlists.
Me: Not now, I'm writing a paper
Jon: But I can pull up Spotify while you have Word open, it'll be ok.
Me: No, it will not be ok. You will pull it up, and not let me have Word back. Paper will not get written.
Jon: You never let us do anything.
Me: [pulls hair out]
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.... I apologize profusely for the inattention I have been paying to everyone. It has not been intentional. I'm doing the best I can... Gomennasai...
