The ramblings of someone not quite human, and far too much so.

18th April 2014

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officialfrenchtoast:

Lesson learned from video games

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18th April 2014

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gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

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18th April 2014

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

alpha-beta-gamer:

Storium is an online storytelling game that allows players to create a story through a series of scenes, reacting to obstacles and people as you come across them.  It’s played with 3 people, with one person playing as the Narrator, and the other 2 playing as the characters.  

The Narrator chooses the world that the story is set in (with choices such as ‘occult pop horror’, ‘medical drama’ and ‘cyberpunk’), then starts each scene, using cards to give the players challenges to overcome.  The players will then try to overcome these challenges as they see fit, progressing the story  in fun and interesting ways.

There are a few more rules, but it’s remarkably easy to pick up and is only limited by your imagination.  Storium is a fun and fluid way of storytelling, with players reacting to each other and no-one being fully in control, it can lead to some VERY interesting stories.  

Our attempt was an occult pop horror called ‘The Badgers of Doom’, they’re black, they’re white, and they bite!  Coming soon to cinemas near you!

Sign up for the Alpha

PLAY THIS W ME

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18th April 2014

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hesbell:

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

…dat Howl….

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18th April 2014

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Anonymous asked: What is your position on house elf rights?

ahjareyn:

asktheawesomedracomalfoy-deacti:

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I really wish I could have helped him more..

Oh man, what if there’s a magic that ties house elves to their family in such a way that the immediate family is aware of when they pass away — regardless of if you released them from service or not.

So a minute after Dobby gets everyone out of there, and all the Death Eaters are standing in suspended shock, Lucius, Narcissa, and Draco’s eyes all widen and Draco even lets out a little gasp.

"What?" Bellatrix demands. "What is it??"

It takes a moment, but Lucius clears his throat and announces, “Dobby.”

At Bellatrix’s confused frown, he clarifies dryly, “You killed the house elf. Congratulations.”

Amidst Bellatrix’s fantastic tantrum and screams of how the stupid house elf got in the way and how her brother-in-law should have killed it sooner so none of this would have ever happened, Draco quietly moves closer to the wall. It’s the only thing available to give him support and he leans against it, doing his best to keep his face blank even as his vision wavers through tears he can’t let fall.

He manages to quell his emotions by letting the void that’s been developing in his chest these last few months to open a little wider. He doesn’t think about how Dobby used to risk the wrath of his father by agreeing to be his playmate during his lonely days as a small child. Or how he would follow him around and off Manor grounds when Draco demanded he wanted to go on an adventure. Or how he accompanied Draco all five times when he decided he was running away from home during his rebellious eight-year-old phase, despite the fact that all his parents would have to do was snap their fingers and Dobby would be summoned and forced to reveal where they could come and collect their son.

He only hopes Potter follows proper tradition and keeps Dobby’s head. Maybe someday he could ask for it back and mount it in the Manor’s Hall of Protectors…

18th April 2014

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mrlupillx:

Hola chicas!!! La Bati-Familia te saluda.

mrlupillx:

Hola chicas!!! La Bati-Familia te saluda.

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16th April 2014

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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16th April 2014

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guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

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16th April 2014

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The Dean Winchester Meme: Favourite Quotes [1/5]

↳ 'Dad knew who you really were. A good soldier and nothing else. Daddy's blunt little instrument. Your own father didn't care whether you lived or died. Why should you?'

Dream a Little Dream of Me [3:10]

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16th April 2014

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mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

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